Jan 14, 2020

Odell Beckham Jr. Demands Trade To LSU

 Joining Joe Burrow and the LSU Tigers in their triumphant National Championship victory over Clemson monday night was former standout Odell Beckham Jr, who just days before gifted each player with a pair of Beats headphones and a good luck note. 

What appeared to be a classy gesture, eventually ended up looking like obvious bribery. Beckham was overheard saying "come get me" to Ed Orgeron mere moments after the big game concluded, causing speculation that the Browns wideout may be ready to move on from Cleveland. 

“I don’t know where the door to this transfer portal is, but I have my people looking for it.” 

“I’d love to catch dimes from Joe with this team next year, go tigers!” he said in excitement during a post game interview. Members of the media seemed confused and bewildered as they looked around. “Who’s gonna tell him?” a member of the Associated Press whispered amongst the crowd. No one said a word. 

The ragin’ cajun New Orleans celebration went on through the early morning, and not a soul had the heart to tell OBJ. Joe Burrow looks to be a dead-set first overall pick for the Cincinnati Bengals in the 2020 NFL Draft.

Thumbnail Image Via: Chris Graythen
Main Image Via: Sean Gardner