By: Michael Pittman
While many businesses are struggling during this unprecedented time, Kim K has found a new source of potential revenue through a brand new line of passive aggressive tweets. We reached out to Kim Kardashian for a comment on how she came up with this idea, as well as what consumers can expect.
“The idea actually came from my sister . . . Khloé? . . . Kendall? . . . I don’t know, the one with long hair. Anyway, she had seen a tweet of mine and wanted to know if it was about her. We have a rule in our family: if you want honesty, you pay up. That’s when I got an idea. What if I turned our family policy into a business model? Starting January 2021, I will be unleashing multiple passive aggressive tweets everyday. For a flat rate of whatever I decide, you can find out if I was talking about you.”
Below are some of the tweets Kim has already started drafting.
“Wow, I love how much of your wardrobe is earth tones.”
“Of course you can come, I just have to uninvite some people who RSVP’d way before you did.”