Draymond Green, whose feet regularly find the particularly sensitive area between his opponents’ legs, was apparently ejected from his own family's easter egg hunt Sunday afternoon after nailing his 3-year-old son in his teeny tiny little nuts.
“We all know it can get competitive out there during family easter egg hunts, but Draymond's just gotta do a better job of controlling his temper on and off the court,” said Warriors Head Coach Steve Kerr Via Facetime.
"Dray Jr. was getting most of the good eggs, so I had to put a stop to it in order to come out on top," said Draymond Sr. "Plus, the aggressive crying was just him totally flopping. Greatest acting job I've seen in years. He learned from the best."
It's been reported that the Warriors star sulked in the corner for the remainder of the easter egg hunt stuffing his face with "peeps".