By: Michael Pittman
Reality TV station Bravo has finished filming Real Housewives of Donald Trump. This new reality show will feature Trump’s wives as they learn to navigate being the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th lady. We reached out to the show’s producer for some comments.
“We think viewers are going to love this. It’s got scandal, sass, and a lot of spray tan! And we haven’t even started talking about the wives.”
The show will mostly be filmed in Washington D.C. with some special episodes taking place at Trump’s Florida resort, Mar-a-Lago.
“We are pushing the envelope with this show. For example, there are plans to do a Real Housewives of Vladimir Putin crossover.”
So far, the only pushback Bravo has received has been from Eric and Don Jr.
“Yeah that was a little odd. When they first came to us, we thought they were upset about the premise. Turns out they were upset about not getting offered a role on the show.”
A preliminary casting search looks to include Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Stormy Daniels, and Trump's oldest daughter, Ivanka. When asked for comment about bringing his daughter on to the show with a star-studded cast, Trump said "Look, I've said it before and I'll say it again... If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
The President plans to have a bill signed to legalize incest in the coming days. More information on this incredible train wreck will become available as Fall draws closer.